...Hi... is it okay if I friend you? I'll comment--I've read a ton of your oneshots on fanfiction.net and here, and I think they're really good (and hilarious. But since we don't want a half-sucked on peppermint stuck on my school's laptop, I won't go over all the funny-ness). I guess I'm friending (friend-ing? Making you become my friend for my own evil and diabolical puposes which include taking over the world using a army of mutant penguins--oops, never mind, you didn't hear that /at all/) you because you seem like a funny guy and you're a really good author... can I stop now? Please? Oh goody.

~koko-chan